eww eww EWW.

Morgan Freeman is marrying his step-granddaughter.

Who is he trying to be? The black Woody Allen?

There. I said it. And I feel better about it.

And what's even grosser than the whole 'step-grandfather/step-granddaughter going to be husband and wife' thing is the fact that he is 72 and she's 27. Now, I know that 'age is just a number' and all that bull, but there's a lot of numbers between 27 and 72. He's a whole middle-aged person older than her. I mean, he's old enough to be her grandfather....

... oh, wait. He IS her grandfather.

It's sick. Sick and wrong. I mean, you just wouldn't expect this from someone who once played God.